Hey girl, I know this blog post is a day late, but... I promise to make it up to you. Hopefully today.
Right. I think the title explains the first half of this post pretty well, so why go throgh an extensive preamble?
From "F*** Yeah! Ryan Gosling" to "Feminist Ryan Gosling" to "Librarian Ryan Gosling", this dude really gets around. this is some of the information I've gleaned through his ubiquity.
1) F*** Yeah, Ryan Gosling can laugh at memes of himself
Oh, he knows about the memes. And he enjoys them. So, it's nice that he's laid-back enough to see the humour in the admittedly ridiculous posts.
2) If you're thirsty, it's too late. You're already dehydrated.
I did not know that. I'm too lazy to check Men's Health or Google, but that's an interesting fact. He says it more towards the end of the segment. Also, now we know that it is possible to ride a stationary bike with Ellen DeGeneres in a onesie--a pajama with feet--and still be charming. All you need to do is keep your cool, make some witty repartes, laugh at yourself, and buy the audience onesies. Simple.
3) Analog watches are cool
4) Chewing a toothpick is not
5) You can have a body that looks Photoshopped, and still not get named People's Sexiest Man Alive
I'm a little sick of typing Ryan Gosling. Have a great day. I'm done. Ryan Gosling.
Now I'm done.
Song of the Week: Punching in A Dream, by The Naked and Famous
I like another song of theirs, Young Blood. This song is here for me at the right time, being an appropriate mix of rock, dance, pop, and a sort of late summer feel. Give it a whirl if you haven't already.
Ahem. Just not the same, is it?